Hey, there! It's me, The Fluttershy~. I'm about to make the very FIRST show in this wiki. I call it TOBUSCUS ADVENTURES! It's about a typical guy who always gets in trouble. Here are the main characters:
- Gabuscus (bestfriend)
- Trinabuscus (mother)
- Ugly Trolly Stupid (cat)
I rate this show as PG due to some scenes containing violence. Hope you enjoy this!
Episode 1: My Buscusy ChristmasEdit
At the house, morning time
Dear Santa Claus,
I have been a good buscus, please give me a laser gun.
Gabuscus: Santa Claus isn't real, idiot.
Tobuscus: He is real, yah dumbbutt!
Gabuscus: Yeah, and I'm talking to a guy who talks to cats.
Tobuscus: I do not talk to cats! (to Ugly Trolly Stupid) Isn't that right, Ugly Trolly Stupid? Agoo, goo , goo! Agoo, goo, goo!
At the house, night time
(sound of a jet)
Tobuscus: Huh? A jet? It's Santa Claus! Gabuscus, wake up!
Gabuscus: I don't want cars, I want barbies! Ugh..
Tobuscus: Aw, how cute! I'm sure Santa Claus will give you one!
At the rooftop
(a big jet is right there)
Tobuscus: WOW! A jet, and it's Santa Claus's! Maybe he's at the Christmas tree!
At Christmas Tree
Tobuscus: Santa Claus! (hugs Santa) Where's my laser gun?
Santa Claus: Here! (gives the gun)
Tobuscus: WOW! Wait a minute.. r-e-p-l-i-c-a? A replica?! Where's the real one?! I want it!
Santa Claus: But I need it! I have to kill people, yah know?
Tobuscus: I understa- (tackles Santa) MY LASER GUN! (gets gun) BWAHAHAHA!!!
Santa: Hey, give-
Tobuscus: SHUT UP OLD MAN!! (shoots Santa)
(Gabuscus enters) Gabuscus: Hey, what's all the-
Tobuscus: SHUT UP FOUR-NIPPLE MAN!!! (shoots his bestfriend)
(Ugly Trolly Stupid enters)
Tobuscus: DIE UGLY THING!!! (shoot his cat)
Trinabuscus: Merry Christmas, Tobu-
Tobuscus: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!! (shoots his mom)
(All is dead.)
Tobuscus: WOW! This actually works. (faces the gun to him) What if I- AHHH! (shoots himself)